Straight Outta Compton

So it’s that time of year again, Christmas is coming and you don’t know what to get Grandad as a present. Then you remember he loves NWA rap music and chuckling at the whimsical cartoons in the Spectator. So cheer him up with the flava of this drawing of mine from this week’s Speccie.

£40 for a signed print, £100 for a hand-drawn original. E-mail me now!!

Word.

Brexit

So Britain has backed Brexit, quelle horreur.

"Uh, oh, looks like we're toast"

Cheer yourself up with one of my EUphemisms from Private Eye

Chris Beetles Gallery

Chris Beetles Gallery is showing a cartoon exhibition on the subject of art from 12 June. a few of my cartoons are available to buy so rush down to posh old London and buy, buy, buy. My Portrait Gallery cartoon can be bought from there, as well as by emailing me, but I’ve put that one up on this site too many times already, so here’s one from the Spectator , that you can order from me, on a totally different subject:

It’s Father’s Day soon. Are you a sponging student who has managed to stay sober long enough to remember they should give their Dad a nice thank you present? Well a signed print is only £40, hand drawn original a mere £100. You could even get your parents to pay for it, you grimy unwashed waste of space. Buy now! Or your parents will despise you and it will be all your own fault.

A New Mayor

Londoners, of which I am one, have a new Mayor, congrats to lovely cuddly Sadiq Khan, I’m going to have to learn to draw you. In case there are any Trekkies still trekking their way to my site, here’s a cartoon for you all:

In the last Star Trek movie, Khan reduced London to rubble in a matter of moments. Live long and Prosper!

It’s February

Dame Sally Miseryface, Britain’s Chief Medical Officer, has advised us all to think about cancer before we have a glass of wine. Bet her parties are a right laugh. Dry January’s over so why not spend some of the money you’ve saved on a cartoon to cheer yourself up?

£100 for hand drawn version, £40 for a print, prices still the same as last year, I have achieved zero inflation. George Osborne has nothing on me.

Happy New Year

A warm and cuddly new year to all. Here’s my Dry January cartoon from last January’s Private Eye, for all those in recovery in 2016.

13/11/15

"To live well is the best revenge"

Merry Xmas

Have a Labradoodly Christmas

It’s nearly Christmas, and you need a present for all your doggie-owning chums don’t you? Well look no further! What about my Labradoodle cartoon, as seen in the Spectator? I can sell you an original, hand-drawn version for £100 or a signed print for a mere £40. Send a cheque to my contact address as usual or email me for details. Then settle back and have a lovely Christmas, knowing your present-buying is all wrapped up. Or resist this opportunity and watch your relatives cry and their pet lab howl in sadness. Why would you do that to them? Why? WHY??

Buy a cartoon now. NOW I say!!

Prints now available

I keep getting requests for signed prints of my Portrait Gallery cartoon, so who am I to argue. A signed print can now be yours for £40. Send a cheque and I’ll post one to you anywhere in the UK, hand signed by me. As ever, a full hand drawn version can be yours for only £100.

Makes a great present!