Is one of your loved ones about to head off to university? Well they are probably bricking it right now, so cheer them up with an original cartoon to take with them from this week’s Private Eye. Point out to them that they will probably gain nothing from their degree and end up cartoonists so there’s nothing to worry about. And give them a big hug because by the time they get back after their first term they will have turned into whining snowflakes and you will despise them. Fact.