Out now in time for Christmas, political wit fans, is White House Wit, Wisdom and Wisecracks by Phil Dampier and Ashley Walton and cartoons by ME!!! Don’t let your little ones be looking through their sack of 3DSs and X-box games on Christmas morning only to find you haven’t bought them the one gift they really wanted. “Mummy” they implore through tear-stained cheeks, “Did you forget to buy me the funny book where George W Bush says dumb stuff?”. Watch them trudge back to school in the New Year to face the humiliation of being the only kid in class not able to quote quips from John Quincy Adams, thereby being left out of the cool kids gang and leading to a life on the edge of society, drugs, misery and a lonely death. DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. Buy a copy now.
I don’t have to buy one, I got my free copy in the post, that’s the sort of luxury freebie lifestyle cartoonists lead. I celebrated with a launch party on the sofa in my back room, drinks were coffee and delightful multigrain toast nibbles. There was a star studded attendance, Jeremy Kyle was there but he brought a right bunch of aggressive divs with him so I turned over and was regaled with amusing stories of property development by the delightfully urbane Martin Roberts and his twinkly friend Lucy Alexander who laughed at everything everyone said and pulled faces to pretend she gave a crap about their crummy holiday cottages. Dress code was informal, I was in my pants, and party over we moved on to the kitchen where I had more coffee with Holly Willoughby before retiring to think of something else to do rather than work, which turned out to be writing this blog.
Christmas is coming so get an original cartoon for you or a friend, still at 2012 prices, you lucky lucky people, go on, email me now!!!